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Sketch - 6 :points:
Colored sketch (w/o shading or bg) - 8 :points:
Colored sketch (with shading and light) - 10 :points:
Speed-art (with shading, clean lines) - 14 :points:
Clean art (lines) fullbody - 20 :points:
Clean art (fur) - 30 :points: (takes a long time!!!)
Chibi - 12-16 :points: (different styles: fur, lines and half-fur)
Reference - 30-50 :points: (depends on the character and details)
Simple animation - 20-40 :points:

+1 character = +2 :points:
+background = +10 :points: (I suck at full backgrounds x_x)

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Dear ArtStormDragon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When I tripped on Nutella In a clown suit and I saw you Sit on The Montreal Canadiens' goalie. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand The middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning Our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep Your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of your feet and I love Oprah.
Go milk a cow,
Flo :heart:

I don't usually do these but I loved it

aaaand maybe you remember me ^ ^


Dear [someone],

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent

Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on Nutella
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October -Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – In your apartment
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 CD
Pink – Your "My Little Pony" collection
Other - The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by my the garbage man
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Our matching snoopy underwear
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your toe ring
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your virginity
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N -  Love your sweet, sweet ass
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T -Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X -  Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: The Smiths
  • Reading: We Need to Talk About Kevin
  • Watching: YOU
  • Playing: the piano C:
  • Eating: at night
  • Drinking: Tea


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Hai :3

Imma proud Russian :iconmegustaplz:
Slowpoke. :iconslowpokeplz:
Just go to sleep.(c) :3



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русские! :dummy:
ВКонтакте --->
КэтВар --->

FormSpring --->
o.o --->

:iconlatviaplz::iconlithuaniaplz::iconestoniaplz: :icontrollrollplz:… :3

What Pokemon Are You?


Whut? by Dorosheva-E I need more sleep by prosaix I have too many Ocs by Katttty920 Non-premium users can use them too by HappyPenguin819
Pull your pants up by Sergeant-McFluffers Gay Rights Stamp by Raven-LaLupa APH - Axis Marching Stamp by 2Dea APH - Allies Marching Stamp by 2Dea
APH Poland Stamp by Fannochka .:Switzerland Gun Smex:. by QueenOfPrussia I Know Stamp - Revamped by EvilSaku We have tecnology... by Shiro-Redfield
Okami stamp by THODRAGONFIRE Tea Cups stamp by HappyStamp
I love kawaii by prosaix Trololo Guy Stamp by Tripp-X-Foxx Jack Fell. by WB-Equine-Art
the rum is gone... by soulshinigami I heart favs. by TastyWithPasta I see Llamas by TastyWithPasta :thumb86444909:
Space Bullying by Skuhweer YAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZ by EvilOverlord0 Tulio and Miguel - handshake by Strange-little-cat I Hate Fast Moving Stamps by Spightful
DA Stamps: black is love by eleoyasha :thumb174974907: Disney Elvis Stitch Stamp by TwilightProwler
I love grey stamp by violetsteel SH Sherlock Smile stamp by TwilightProwler SH Watching You Stamp by TwilightProwler Wishful Thinking by whispwill Give Random Deviants Llamas by ToastersToastToast Timon - Hula by Cathines-Stamps
Music Stamp by Taylorinchains Art at 3 AM by blackdahlia Moustache Stamp by Leafbreeze7Unoriginality flame stamp by Retromissile
Magical Language Stamp by justdacat

Awesome arts for meeee ~
Game with the quill by LarkstripeCat Raincloud by LarkstripeCat PC Dinocat by Shiki-kun-baka request by jaqoo FelineX-Change 11 - Florentina by LadyKuraiArt Flosha by RussiaDog Vse vmeste by Helya-Oriole Floriida by Helya-Oriole YAY by H-e-l-y Omg Omg by Yantus Amstel by MimiMyu Comish by Rokitou

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Sketch - 9 :points:
Colored sketch (w/o shading or bg) - 12 :points:
Colored sketch (with shading and light) - 15 :points:
Speed-art (with shading, clean lines) - 20 :points:
Clean art (lines) fullbody - 25 :points:
Clean art (fur) - 50 :points: (takes a long time!!!)
Chibi - 15-40 :points: (different styles: fur, lines and half-fur)
Reference - 35-80 :points: (depends on the character and details)
Simple animation - 30-60 :points:

+1 character = +2 :points:
+background = +10 :points: (I suck at full backgrounds x_x)

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bowbreaker Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you for the watch!! <3
wyum Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch = u =~
Midaruchi Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch, I appreciate it!
DamaiMikaz Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for watching me. I hope you keep enjoying my art in the future :D
FlorIIda Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No problem! Your art is amazing!! :la:
FlorIIda Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No problem! Your art is amazing!! :la:
Alluffer Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Thank you so much for the watch! :heart:
Xrayglasses Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
lol I like your page.
xX-Shimmerstream-Xx Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ti toshe rysskaya? practi ooh mena netu pravilnava keyboarda 
FlorIIda Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Еще как, самая что ни на есть! Приятно познакомиться)
А ты в Канаде живешь? о3о
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